Maureen Dowd quotes Biden as saying "Osama Bin Ladin is dead, and General Motors is alive." This is the core of a successful Obama-Biden campaign.
XKCD takes a stab at baby names, though may not have heard "Mistaké" (notice accent on the trailing e) and "atonce" (because she came out "all at once").
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal... I'm not gonna give away the punchline, but it may not be fit for Texas. And it's pretty darn awesome today.